If you're new here, my name's Herz! This is--is for everyone, so--so please listen?
So, uh, yesterday I was--I was very lucky. One of my--well, okay, my--my only friend from home, Sal, showed up on--on the boat. I'm so--I'm very glad to have him. Now, uh, the--one of the great things about the boat is how many friends you ca-an get. I'm really lucky, I have a lot of--o-of friends. I'd like, uhm, my friends to--to be friends with--
[Yeah, he's realizing how forced and corny this is sounding. Let's...attempt to fix that. He clears his throat.
Uhmm. With each other...
I wanna have a party?
Sergei's Bar and Grille, uhm, where I cook, is--i-is pretty big. So
Everyone's invited. Crew, too! So, uh, don't be a--afraid to stop by or...think we--we don't want you. I-I guess the one rule is play nice a--a-and we'll all try to have a great time. Let's just--this is a chance to--t-to meet new friends and--and let your friends meet your other friends an-and stuff.
There's not a lot of us, but...I-I dunno, sometimes it seems like we--we don't know enough about each other.
There's gonna be plenty of--o-of food, and uh, drinks and just--just everything! Please come!
OH! Uhm, it--i-it's tonight at--at eight. Get--get the word out?
((ooc: Please pretend this was posted before now :> There IS a log!